• J. Grant
  • J. Grant drinks shitty beer and lives in Dallas, TX where he drunkenly shoots squirrels in his backyard. He also doesn't pay his webmasters for shit.

  • Mel Hynes
  • Mel Hynes is the resident expert of putting up with J. Grant's shit. She also resides in Dallas, TX.

  • Tracy Stark
  • Tracy Stark does all of the things that your parents told you not to. She lives in...you know what...we're all in Dallas. All of us.

  • Amber Reed
  • Amber Reed's main hobby is to yell "DICKS" a lot. Her second hobby is playing with said dicks.

  • Robert Fox
  • Robert Fox will be the lone survivor of the apocalypse.