- J. Grant
- Mel Hynes
- Tracy Stark
- Amber Reed
- Robert Fox
J. Grant drinks shitty beer and lives in Dallas, TX where he drunkenly shoots squirrels in his backyard. He also doesn't pay his webmasters for shit.
Mel Hynes is the resident expert of putting up with J. Grant's shit. She also resides in Dallas, TX.
Tracy Stark does all of the things that your parents told you not to. She lives in...you know what...we're all in Dallas. All of us.
Amber Reed's main hobby is to yell "DICKS" a lot. Her second hobby is playing with said dicks.
Robert Fox will be the lone survivor of the apocalypse.